Harangue as told by a dog

Don't poop on the floor, don't pee on the carpet, don't chew shoes, don't chew slippers, don't steal underwear, don't steal socks, don't beg for food, are you hungry?, don't chase cats, don't chase dogs, don't chase the mailman, chase me! chase me!, stay, come here, sit, roll over, play dead, lie down, stop barking, protect me, calm down, play with me!, then I hear my boy say to his mother, "why are you always bossing me around"?